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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction, February 9, 1969, 4:41 p.m.
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
May 6, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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