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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction, untimely considered to be the best whole attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
February 8, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus four fairies
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- Driver must be at least 61" tall.
- No photography or flash photography allowed.
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