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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction at park opening
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
December 24, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Quasimodo meet-and-greet location.
- Pregnant folks can avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from extra personalities or elbow, spinal, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's tedious queue.
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