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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction at park closing
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
February 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction when their friends are looking.
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