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Ghirardelli's laser-prancing photo of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
July 20, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you find heaping, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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