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Above: Condorman's snowball-flocking photo of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
June 9, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 19".
- Waiting may occur.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may run backwards.
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