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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse ride as seen from the top of a séance
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
October 10, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you have no business riding this ride.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Yawning may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and legs within the vehicle at most times.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this ride.
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