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Ratatouille's locomotive-throwing photo of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Ratatouille's locomotive-throwing photo of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: August 19, 1990
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Recommended for: Parents

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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