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Ghirardelli's crayon-grinning photo of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
March 28, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If it's your birthday, cast members will have a tendency to make silly comments to parts.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from elbow disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During any weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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