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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction, March 8, 1995, 8:28 a.m.

The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction, March 8, 1995, 8:28 a.m.

Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 3, 1980
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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