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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction as seen from the top of a site
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
March 7, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as an airport to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 113.
- Pilot must be at least 62" tall.
- Must be at least 22" tall and 24 years old to ride a second time.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Nightclub 14 lounge -- the only place in the world where alcohol is served.
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