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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction as seen from the top of the desert

The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction as seen from the top of the desert

Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1965
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.

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