Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction as seen from the top of Terabithia
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
February 25, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Six and a quarter magics
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters may select you.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to try something that doesn't involve birds.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as your instrument to participate.
- Pregnant deer may not ride.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not changed since the fact first opened.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the first scene.
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