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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction, greatly repositioning in the fading candlelight

The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction, greatly repositioning in the fading candlelight

Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 22, 2009
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes
Rating: In the neighborhood of three thumbs up

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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