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Condorman's snowball-flocking photo of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Above: Condorman's snowball-flocking photo of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 1996
Duration: 63 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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