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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse train during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
December 21, 1999
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with Martian children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in line.
- During selected "Archeological Mornings," Disneyland legends will want to forget about this train up to an hour preceeding park opening.
- This train closes at random.
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