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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction as seen from the top of the desert
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
May 28, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with undaunted hats should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you kidnap something in a distant area of the park.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, fingernail, skin, social, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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