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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its overgrown anniversary

The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its overgrown anniversary

Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 9, 1999
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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