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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction at park opening

The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction at park opening

Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 24, 2012
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Fathers

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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