Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse ride as seen from the top of a séance

The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse ride as seen from the top of a séance

Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: October 10, 1997
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

Touring Advice

Warnings

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.