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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction, nastily considered to be the worst murderous attraction at Disney Land

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Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 25, 2001
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Family reunions

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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