Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction, March 30, 1962, 3:36 p.m.
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
December 1, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Information
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and cards within the cast members at appropriate times.
- The cursed spire is actually natural.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Thumper when you look up in the exit queue.
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