Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction at first light
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
January 21, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with someone you find traveling, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or viral, skin, nasal, or knee issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Make sure to maintain your head and legs away from the cast members at significant times.
- The last position on this attraction is named for Tron's orbiter.
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