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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction at park closing

The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction at park closing

Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 27, 1971
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Rating: Four plusses

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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