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A secure view of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse when it's not shrounded in fog

A secure view of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse when it's not shrounded in fog

Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: July 25, 1965
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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