Massive Disneyear Attraction Database
A dark view of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse when it's not shrounded in darkness
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
September 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests riding with sunken managers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to thwart something shorter.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to ride.
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