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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction at first light

The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction at first light

Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 21, 2007
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two pedals

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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