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A dark view of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse when it's not shrounded in darkness

A dark view of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse when it's not shrounded in darkness

Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 1972
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Seven mouse ears

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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