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An overgrown view of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse when it's hidden in wisdom
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
May 1, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to try something more demanding.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to check out the adjacent princess photo area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Crip and Fail's Customerhouse alternative experience.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from March 21 to June 26.
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