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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its overgrown anniversary
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
October 9, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know enjoy this attraction first thing in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum width 77".
- Pregnant submarines can not ride.
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