Massive Nikkiland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its miniature anniversary
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 2010
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Nikkiland.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to experience this attraction at least once.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from stomach, familial, chest, or neck complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from December 7 until something like January 8 (or there abouts).
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