Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction at park opening
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
November 3, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals may joke with your party.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from felony convictions or lung, cardiac, heart, knee, lycanthropic, or skin problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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