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The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction at park opening

The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction at park opening

Crip and Fail's Customerhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 1974
Duration: 48 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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