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Ratatouille's locomotive-throwing photo of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
August 19, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this ride exits into a retail store.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this ride.
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