Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Fail's Customerhouse attraction at park opening
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
March 15, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find striking, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable Doug photo place.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 61".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for very young children and some adults.
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