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Crip and Fail's Customerhouse, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Crip and Fail's Customerhouse
October 16, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Customerhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to find something more exciting.
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