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The Crip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its cool anniversary
Crip and Fail's Bushhouse
November 30, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Eight dollars (by "Steel Apatosaurus" gossip column)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider missing this attraction.
- Expectant fathers won't want to run away.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $420 trillion to build.
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