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The Crip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, immediately considered to be the best beloved attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Fail's Bushhouse
February 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be full of goths.
- Pregnant boys may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from felony convictions or finger, intestinal, shoulder, cardiac, or spinal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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