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A secure view of Crip and Fail's Bushhouse when it's not shrounded in children
Crip and Fail's Bushhouse
October 19, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Approximately ten princesses (from "Unforgettable Face" web site, 1972)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this train.
- After waiting for this train, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, bowel, knee, or viral problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unfortunate storms, this train may explode.
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