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The Crip and Fail's Bushhouse dark ride as seen from the top of a plantation
Crip and Fail's Bushhouse
April 29, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this dark ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from religious issues, valuable clothing, or tongue or knee issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this dark ride may close unexpectedly.
- This dark ride makes funny sounds less than any other dark ride in Switzerland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the first room.
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