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At right: The Crip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Fail's Bushhouse
January 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to enter.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
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