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Above: The Crip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Fail's Bushhouse
September 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for recyclable retirees.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners should experience this attraction for a half hour after regular operating hours.
- On its last month before closing permanently, the Crip and Fail's Bushhouse almost fell over.
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