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The Crip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of the deep

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Crip and Fail's Bushhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1986
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Not enjoyed by: Veterans

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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