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A lighthearted view of Crip and Bale's Treenut when it's bathed in darkness
Crip and Bale's Treenut
April 20, 2004
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Bale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
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