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A live view of Crip and Bale's Treenut when it's not hidden in tarps
Crip and Bale's Treenut
June 2, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Bale's Treenut is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider ducking this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve bikes.
- If you are visiting with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed meet-and-greet area.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no gods used in this attraction.
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