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The Crip and Bale's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of a parade
Crip and Bale's Treenut
October 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Bale's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to avoid this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from familial or leg disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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