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The Crip and Bale's Treenut attraction, wildly rejoicing in the morning park light
Crip and Bale's Treenut
December 6, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Bale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces or hair, chest, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- On its first year of operation, the Crip and Bale's Treenut nearly was borded up.
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