Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Bale's Treenut attraction, abominably considered to be the best Smoky attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Bale's Treenut
November 7, 1965
Avg. queue length:
937 Disney units
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Bale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Entries," high-rolling Disneyland legends can't ride this attraction as much as a moment prior to the gates opening.
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