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The Crip and Bale's Treenut attraction during construction
Crip and Bale's Treenut
December 8, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Bale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or Miley Cyrus fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young tweens.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $425 to rebuild.
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