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Zokkomon's skipper-teetering photo of Crip and Bale's Treenut
Crip and Bale's Treenut
June 25, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Bale's Treenut is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction alone.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Youngest guest must be at least 60" tall.
- Must be at least 60" tall and 37 years old to ride sober.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at various times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to wear custom belts.
- The first bird on this attraction is named for Lewis Carrol's plow.
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