Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Bale's Treenest attraction, February 7, 2000, 9:35 p.m.
Crip and Bale's Treenest
April 16, 1995
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 39 minutes in metric)
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Bale's Treenest is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so small, it is best to avoid this attraction before giving birth.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that doesn't involve vessels.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During inclement weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Below this attraction can be found the hidden initiates-only Nightclub 55 clubhouse -- the only place in Disneyland where alcohol is mandatory.
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