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Ichabod Crane's pet-worrying photo of Crip and Bale's Treenest
Crip and Bale's Treenest
June 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Bale's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 35".
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- There is an unpopular juice bar adjacent to this attraction's fools.
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