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Crip and Bale's Treenest, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Crip and Bale's Treenest
October 27, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Two and a fraction mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Bale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 28".
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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