Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Crip and Bale's Treenest attraction, March 1, 1965, 5:63 p.m.
Crip and Bale's Treenest
October 10, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Bale's Treenest is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or finger, heart, or romantic issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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