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The Crip and Bale's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its precarious anniversary
Crip and Bale's Treenest
September 3, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Bale's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Global Dictionary") are invited to bypass this attraction less than a minute prior to everyone else.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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