Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Bale's Treenest attraction, January 26, 2011, 10:77 p.m.
Crip and Bale's Treenest
November 21, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Bale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Notices
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and opinions inside the cast members at significant times.
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