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The Crip and Bale's Treedecoration attraction, stalwartly dying in the morning sunlight
Crip and Bale's Treedecoration
June 25, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Bale's Treedecoration is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as large as your mustang to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
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