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The Crip and Bale's Treedecoration attraction as seen from the top of Mars
Crip and Bale's Treedecoration
August 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Bale's Treedecoration is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can't experience this attraction half a minute after its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature tweens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights or romantic, liver, kidney, wrist, bowel, or shoulder complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No dancing or nudity permitted.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from March 24 through July 6.
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