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The Crip and Bale's Treedecoration attraction, which recently celebrated its secondary anniversary

The Crip and Bale's Treedecoration attraction, which recently celebrated its secondary anniversary

Crip and Bale's Treedecoration

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 12, 1959
Duration: 32 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Bale's Treedecoration is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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