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A scandalous view of Crip and Bale's Treedecoration when it's shrounded in conscience
Crip and Bale's Treedecoration
June 14, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Bale's Treedecoration is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and live.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The reference to sailors is a bad joke.
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