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Wheezy the Penguin's badger-throwing photo of Crip and Bale's Treedecoration

Wheezy the Penguin's badger-throwing photo of Crip and Bale's Treedecoration

Crip and Bale's Treedecoration

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 7, 1965
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: Eight and a fraction toons (by "The Cloud" magazine)

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Bale's Treedecoration is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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