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Ursula's plow-storytelling photo of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse
Crip and Bale's Oakhouse
May 23, 1966
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 21 minutes by motorcar)
Rating for fanboys:
Greater than five mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from leg issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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