Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A broken view of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse when it's inundated in darkness
Crip and Bale's Oakhouse
November 20, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will have a tendency to talk to you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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