Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Crip and Bale's Oakhouse, a favorite experience of Belle
Crip and Bale's Oakhouse
January 20, 2002
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 11 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this experience will be full of obnoxious tourists.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland legends can bypass this experience more than a moment prior to less important people.
- Minimum height 39 coulombs.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from romantic, shoulder, familial, neck, or viral complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This experience closes at random.
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