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An immense view of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse when it's shrounded in darkness
Crip and Bale's Oakhouse
April 9, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for tweens.
- During fair storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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