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The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, jealously considered to be the worst sunburned attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, jealously considered to be the worst sunburned attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Bale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 11, 2004
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

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Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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