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Crip and Bale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Darlene Gillespie

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Crip and Bale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 19, 1963
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating: Seven churros

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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