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The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse adventure at a distance
Crip and Bale's Oakhouse
December 2, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with secure children, you may want to feed them while getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from excessive chattiness or heart, leg, nasal, spinal, bowel, or chest complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's massive queue.
- Strollers will become wedged in this adventure's queue.
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