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The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Bale's Oakhouse
March 17, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Special effects may be too intense for chickens.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
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