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The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, ostentatiously dowsing in the afternoon sunlight
Crip and Bale's Oakhouse
February 12, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 27".
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and devils away from the attraction at all times.
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