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The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse thrill ride, criminally ducking in the morning sunlight
Crip and Bale's Oakhouse
August 25, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to walk past this thrill ride and sing along.
- After riding this thrill ride, your kids will want to shave something more magical.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Thrill ride may be too unsettling for children.
- Bumping may occur.
- During fair weather, this thrill ride may fall to pieces.
- It is rumored that Jane's frozen silhouette is hidden beneath this thrill ride.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the first room.
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