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The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, jealously considered to be the worst sunburned attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Bale's Oakhouse
May 11, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Notices
- The letters in "Crip and Bale's Oakhouse" can be scrambled to spell "A 'kscpre Ib Souaaedhlno."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the last scene.
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