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The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, blandly considered to be the worst ancient attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Bale's Oakhouse
June 1, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before riding this attraction, wake something calmer.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to ride.
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