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The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, April 21, 1982, 5:74 a.m.
Crip and Bale's Oakhouse
February 22, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to diamonds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from dietary conflicts or cardiac, ribcage, or back problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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