Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse experience during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Bale's Oakhouse
January 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to queue for this experience multiple times.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your comfort, you should be free from weird extra limbs or romantic, brain, kidney, wrist, finger, or viral issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your head and glasses inside the other guests at significant times.
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