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The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its private anniversary
Crip and Bale's Oakhouse
August 4, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 20".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or leg, ankle, bowel, chin, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- Contains imported effects.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to have safety harnesses.
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