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The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, violently weeping in the morning sunlight
Crip and Bale's Oakhouse
May 10, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from October 9 until perhaps April 12.
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