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The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Bale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 31, 1971
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: X mouse ears

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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