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The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

Crip and Bale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 14, 1995
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 79 minutes


Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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