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The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction during repairs

The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction during repairs

Crip and Bale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1969
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three magics

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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