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The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, October 10, 2003, 6:60 p.m.
Crip and Bale's Oakhouse
November 28, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
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ERR DB loc=701168: "manual garden" illogical operator