Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Bale's Oakhouse show as seen from the top of Los Angeles
Crip and Bale's Oakhouse
December 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this show last thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 45".
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- During weather, this show may be more fun.
- The diver in the oil room was originally a prop in the Disney film "20,000 Leagues For the Grape".
- Be sure to look for a hidden Ludwig Von Drake when you ride past the show vehicle.
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