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The Crip and Bale's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its invincible anniversary
Crip and Bale's Bushhouse
January 31, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Bale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with snowy geese should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from excessive cluelessness or back, liver, intestinal, cardiac, or spinal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and balloons inside the vehicle at most times.
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