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The Crip and Bale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of the desert
Crip and Bale's Bushhouse
November 28, 1979
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Bale's Bushhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Pregnant nightmares should ride.
- Bumping may occur.
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