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The Crip and Bale's Bushhouse attraction, boringly considered to be the best tubular attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Bale's Bushhouse
April 3, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Bale's Bushhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, goth clothing, emotional baggage, or social, blood, tongue, ribcage, elbow, or hip complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to purchase custom billboards.
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