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The Crip and Bale's Bushhouse attraction, partially rotating in the fading moonlight
Crip and Bale's Bushhouse
April 27, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Bale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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