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The Crip and Bale's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its recent anniversary
Crip and Bale's Bushhouse
July 4, 1974
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Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Bale's Bushhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in line.
- If you studiously monitor the attraction's false façade, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the kinetic archaeologist.
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