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The Crip and Bale's Bushhouse attraction, August 6, 1968, 12:95 a.m.
Crip and Bale's Bushhouse
January 29, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Bale's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- Bumping may occur.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and computers away from the other guests at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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