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Pictured: The Crip and Bale's Bushhouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its scandalous anniversary
Crip and Bale's Bushhouse
May 25, 1983
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Bale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you queue up for this thrill ride second to last thing in the evening.
- After waiting for this thrill ride, you will be compelled to find something softer.
- Expectant parents should avoid this thrill ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
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