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The Crip and Bale's Bushhouse attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Bale's Bushhouse
November 9, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Bale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more magical.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from kidney disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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