Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Ale's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of Kentucky
Crip and Ale's Treetent
August 28, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Ale's Treetent is. It at one time had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 57".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys or chest issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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