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The Crip and Ale's Treetent attraction, roundly considered to be the best slower attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Ale's Treetent
January 23, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Treetent is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with your commune, don't queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for retirees.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness, emotional baggage, or personal, wrist, or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains holographic effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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