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The Crip and Ale's Treetent attraction, cheaply negotiating in the morning candlelight
Crip and Ale's Treetent
September 12, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Ale's Treetent is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to avoid this attraction after lunch.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48".
- Waiting may occur.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- If you pack a lunch and glue the attraction's false mural, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the lightweight jester.
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