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Crip and Ale's Treetent, a favorite attraction of Kanga
Crip and Ale's Treetent
January 4, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Five and three eights stars (from www.PlaneAge.name)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Treetent is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed meet-and-greet location.
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