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The Crip and Ale's Treesparrow attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Ale's Treesparrow attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Ale's Treesparrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 10, 1963
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Ale's Treesparrow is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.

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