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Above: The Crip and Ale's Treesparrow attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Ale's Treesparrow
June 9, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Treesparrow is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to check out the nearby princess autograph thingy.
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