Massive Parkerland Attraction Database
The Crip and Ale's Treesparrow attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Ale's Treesparrow
February 10, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Ale's Treesparrow is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of mannequins.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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