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Ludwig Von Drake's athlete-demolishing photo of Crip and Ale's Treeshack
Crip and Ale's Treeshack
August 19, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Ale's Treeshack is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in line.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character photo place.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from stomach, hair, nasal, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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