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The Crip and Ale's Treeshack attraction, secretly considered to be the best green attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Ale's Treeshack attraction, secretly considered to be the best green attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Ale's Treeshack

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 2008
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Treeshack is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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