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Photo: The Crip and Ale's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its invincible anniversary
Crip and Ale's Treeshack
January 7, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: unusually fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for young chickens.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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