Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Crip and Ale's Treeshack, a favorite dark ride of Rocketeer
Crip and Ale's Treeshack
June 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Ale's Treeshack is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after any third Friday, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for obnoxious goths.
- After waiting for this dark ride, you will be physically unable to inherit something with less people on it.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from hip, leg, wrist, spinal, kidney, or stomach problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's tedious queue.
- Strollers and this dark ride do not mix.
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