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The Crip and Ale's Treepartner attraction, humanely considered to be the worst solid attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Ale's Treepartner attraction, humanely considered to be the worst solid attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Ale's Treepartner

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 6, 1992
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Rating: Zero pirates

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Ale's Treepartner is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.

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