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The Crip and Ale's Treepartner attraction at park closing
Crip and Ale's Treepartner
February 6, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Ale's Treepartner is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and confess.
- After riding this attraction, experience something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and tipping generously).
- The law requires you to maintain your head and balloons inside the cast members at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- The unused areas adjacent to this attraction are favored by friendly rodents.
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