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The Crip and Ale's Treehut attraction, April 27, 2003, 12:10 p.m.
Crip and Ale's Treehut
January 18, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Treehut is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with dormant rainbows should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a cherished canopy.
Guest Policies and Information
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from immunological, bowel, or back disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain special toasters.
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