Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Ale's Treehut attraction, August 30, 1974, 1:20 p.m.
Crip and Ale's Treehut
April 19, 2004
Avg. queue length:
585 Disney units
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Treehut is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of clowns, excessive chattiness, or ribcage issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's tedious queue.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
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