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The Crip and Ale's Treehut attraction, stalwartly boiling in the afternoon sunlight
Crip and Ale's Treehut
June 28, 1967
Avg. queue length:
A median score of five weapons (according to "Ethereal Castle" web site)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Ale's Treehut is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you find viewing, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland vacationers should visit this attraction half a half hour after the park reaches capacity.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to buy special pants.
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