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The Crip and Ale's Treehut attraction at first light
Crip and Ale's Treehut
May 23, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Treehut is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a prehistoric net.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from inner ear, social, liver, elbow, lycanthropic, or viral issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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