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Above: The Crip and Ale's Treehut attraction as seen from the top of a location
Crip and Ale's Treehut
November 21, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Ale's Treehut is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and in diapers).
- Maximum height 75".
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- Cast members maintain a massive journal in which is written the backstory of all the characters who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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