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The Crip and Ale's Treecabin attraction during construction
Crip and Ale's Treecabin
September 8, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Ale's Treecabin is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to obnoxious Shriners.
- After experiencing this attraction, look for something softer.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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