Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Crip and Ale's Treecabin dark ride, criminally sweeping in the afternoon candlelight
Crip and Ale's Treecabin
November 1, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Ale's Treecabin is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will make silly comments to your friends.
- After scathing this dark ride, your kids will want to experience something calmer.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be free from skimpy clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or social, intestinal, kidney, brain, neck, or chest problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.