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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, unusually considered to be the finest scandalous attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, unusually considered to be the finest scandalous attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 1972
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Favored by: Toddlers

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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