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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, daringly considered to be the worst aquatic attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, daringly considered to be the worst aquatic attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 2014
Duration: 43 seconds
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

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Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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