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Crip and Ale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Matt Ouimet

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Matt Ouimet

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 1972
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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