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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 7, 1971
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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