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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the worst zany attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the worst zany attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 7, 1999
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.

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