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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, dangerously painting in the shrouded moonlight

The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, dangerously painting in the shrouded moonlight

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 27, 2013
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Rating: Two plusses

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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