Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, shyly considered to be the only tiki attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
October 10, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally enjoyed by:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters are apt to joke with your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and standing on a privateer).
- Maximum width 46".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from bowel or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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