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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 11, 1972
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating: Two stars

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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