Massive Disneyroot Attraction Database
The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
January 7, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with sunburned children, you may want to feed them before getting in line.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stranded.
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