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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its animated anniversary
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
July 11, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs up
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Fritz photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- It is alledged that Bob Iger's frozen plant is hidden beneath this attraction.
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