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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
October 24, 2008
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Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a small group, try to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Instead of going on this attraction, your kids will want to find something that doesn't involve monkeys.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young tweens.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and shoes (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at all times.
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