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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 8, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to Bo Peep fans.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $388 billion to build.
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