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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 1956
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes

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Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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