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Above: The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse experience, August 12, 2015, 4:77 a.m.
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
November 25, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this experience no more than once.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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