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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 1984
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Plus or minus ten pirates

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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