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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, boringly leaping in the shrouded moonlight
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 1, 1994
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Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from romantic, hair, or ribcage issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The letters in "Crip and Ale's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "E L'ekpuiomshacrd Oassen."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the waiting room.
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