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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Photo: The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 23, 1960
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Drunks

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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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