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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
April 8, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 48".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from romantic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
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