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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse thrill ride during construction

The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse thrill ride during construction

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: July 29, 1993
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Intended for: Infants

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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