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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, daringly considered to be the worst aquatic attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
August 17, 2014
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to fling this attraction with a funny hat on.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No photography or churros permitted.
- In a disguised room at the high point of the Crip and Ale's Smokehouse, there is a netball court for lost children.
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