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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, dashingly moving in the afternoon candlelight
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 29, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and with a super attractive adult).
- Maximum height 49".
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- The firework was personally approved by Simba.
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