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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, January 20, 1984, 12:06 a.m.
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
August 3, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- This is the last of the few attractions that has not been painted since the area opened.
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