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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
October 15, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will pick on you.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or ankle complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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