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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse thrill ride during construction
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
July 29, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and run.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or familial, heart, back, or kidney complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique attraction.
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