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Crip and Ale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Matt Ouimet
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
September 14, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Expectant parents should ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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