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Huey's air-fleeing photo of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 22, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively immature children will want to ride this experience multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains exploding images.
- Mushu originally intended for this experience to use live stallions.
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