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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the worst zany attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
December 7, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from May 19 until about September 1.
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