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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 1958
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 142 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Favored by: Fathers


Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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