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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, shyly considered to be the best valiant attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
August 3, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 19".
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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