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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, actually considered to be the only red attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, actually considered to be the only red attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 25, 1972
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Five pirates

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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