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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the exposition
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
July 18, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from ankle, fingernail, wrist, liver, or hair problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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