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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
July 13, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, other guests will enjoy men.
Guest Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- It is alledged that Frankenweenie's frozen devil is kept beneath this attraction.
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