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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 24, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Three mice (according to Yale Gracey)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
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