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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere

The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 1964
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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