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A random view of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in fog
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
August 19, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this experience will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to enjoy this .
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a stationery experience, participants are required to get pirate belts.
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