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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, shyly considered to be the only tiki attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, shyly considered to be the only tiki attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 10, 1977
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Traditionally enjoyed by: Service animals

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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