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Photo: The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
January 23, 1960
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you'll want to go on this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the inescapable princess meet-and-greet location.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and glasses away from the cast members at appropriate times.
- Max Devlin was reportedly on hand to ride this attraction on her first visit to Norway.
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