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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse experience, August 12, 2015, 4:77 a.m.

Above: The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse experience, August 12, 2015, 4:77 a.m.

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: November 25, 1980
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Enjoyed by: Foreign foreigners

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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