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Above: The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
April 12, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before taking them on this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for wimps.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and legs away from the other guests at appropriate times if you want to keep them.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from August 11 to November 27.
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