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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, dangerously painting in the shrouded moonlight
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
July 27, 2013
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Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to ride this attraction if in a hurry during dinner.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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