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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
Crip and Ale's Smokehouse
March 11, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from sea sickness, fear of wide-open spaces, or social, liver, or elbow problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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