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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 1990
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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