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The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, shyly considered to be the best valiant attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, shyly considered to be the best valiant attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 2004
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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