Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A theatrical view of Crip and Ale's Planthouse when it's not bathed in boatniks
Crip and Ale's Planthouse
July 1, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired millionaires
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction repeatedly.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.