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The Crip and Ale's Planthouse attraction, neatly changing in the evening sunlight
Crip and Ale's Planthouse
September 15, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Ale's Planthouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- After waiting for this attraction, glimpse something calmer.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
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