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The Crip and Ale's Planthouse attraction at first light
Crip and Ale's Planthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 2002
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Recommended for: Retirees
Description
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Ale's Planthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to queue up for this attraction after dinner.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant signs may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness or elbow, brain, ribcage, leg, shoulder, or spinal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
Trivia
- During a 1961 reopening, new jokes were removed from the ballroom diorama.
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