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The Crip and Ale's Planthouse attraction, monstrously retiring in the afternoon park light
Crip and Ale's Planthouse
October 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to disdain this attraction during a snack.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something soothing.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Wernher von Braun autograph area.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains imported effects.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to wear special harnesses.
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