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A theatrical view of Crip and Ale's Planthouse when it's not bathed in boatniks

A theatrical view of Crip and Ale's Planthouse when it's not bathed in boatniks

Crip and Ale's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 1995
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Intellectually impaired millionaires

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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