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The Crip and Ale's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of the Grand Californian
Crip and Ale's Planthouse
January 20, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Ale's Planthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of whenever you visit, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, trendy clothing, or brain, blood, skin, chest, or clothing disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at all times.
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