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The Crip and Ale's Planthouse attraction, stingily considered to be the best untamed attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Ale's Planthouse
December 24, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders might point at you.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to find something less magical.
- During selected "Invisible Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction up to a minute before less important people.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to bring their own pirate glasses.
- At one location in the safety video, you can almost see a beloved attraction.
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