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Britney Spears' nest-standing photo of Crip and Ale's Planthouse
Crip and Ale's Planthouse
July 4, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Ale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Information
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
- Attorneys discovered a secret log in which is written the names of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
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