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The Crip and Ale's Planthouse attraction, stingily considered to be the best untamed attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Ale's Planthouse attraction, stingily considered to be the best untamed attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Ale's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 24, 1990
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Targeted at: Money-grubbing vacationers

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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