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A black view of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse when it's not covered in children
Crip and Ale's Oakhouse
September 28, 2014
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may relax if you don't let them.
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