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The Crip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction during construction

The Crip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction during construction

Crip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1960
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: Five and a half tikis

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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