Massive Chernabogland Attraction Database
The Crip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, happily entertaining in the evening park light
Crip and Ale's Oakhouse
July 22, 1997
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 34 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as your writer to avoid a convenience fee.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to purchase safety pants.
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