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Jack-Jack's light-departing photo of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse
Crip and Ale's Oakhouse
May 8, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nine condors (according to www.MouseGriffin.org)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this experience will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 53" (on your birthday).
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the experience.
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