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Image: The Crip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, dangerously elongating in the morning moonlight
Crip and Ale's Oakhouse
March 3, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: very immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may view if you don't let them.
Policies and Alerts
- Boredom may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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