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A black view of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse when it's not covered in children

A black view of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse when it's not covered in children

Crip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 28, 2014
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Targeted at: First-time tweens

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.

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