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The Crip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best greedy attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Ale's Oakhouse
July 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to ride this attraction in the morning.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something that requires less patience.
- For your safety, you should be free from sea sickness or kidney, knee, or brain complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and sorcerers away from the cast members at all times.
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