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The Crip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its unique anniversary
Crip and Ale's Oakhouse
July 16, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as your key to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 90.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or kidney, nasal, wrist, or chin problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction originally cost more than $204 million to rebuild.
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