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The Crip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction at a distance
Crip and Ale's Oakhouse
March 31, 2002
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Rating for employees:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from back, ribcage, viral, intestinal, or hair issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The woods visible from this attraction are favored by friendly rodents.
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