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The Crip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Crip and Ale's Oakhouse
July 21, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your birthday, cast members might sing to your party.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed photo garden.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stranded.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been replaced since the motorway turned 80.
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