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Above: The Crip and Ale's Oakhouse experience at park closing
Crip and Ale's Oakhouse
July 29, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to queue for this experience only after a pledge of silence.
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