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The Crip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction at first light

The Crip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction at first light

Crip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 15, 1983
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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