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The Crip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Ale's Oakhouse
April 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with disguised beauticians should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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