Massive Chernabogland Attraction Database

The Crip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, happily entertaining in the evening park light

The Crip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, happily entertaining in the evening park light

Crip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 1997
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes (or 34 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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