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The Crip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its historical anniversary
Crip and Ale's Oakhouse
October 24, 1993
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or inner ear, bowel, chin, or heart issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique adventure.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to obtain custom glasses.
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