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John Carter's character-embellishing photo of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse
Crip and Ale's Oakhouse
August 24, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Geppetto interaction location.
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from neck issues or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from October 12 through May 18.
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