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The Crip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best greedy attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best greedy attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Ale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1973
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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