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Tarzan's quicksand-chewing photo of Crip and Ale's Nuthouse
Crip and Ale's Nuthouse
June 3, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this dark ride.
- Before waiting for this dark ride, you will be physically unable to try something soothing.
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this dark ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very damp on this dark ride.
- Dark ride is closed for relocation from sunset to January 6.
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