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Above: The Crip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction at park opening
Crip and Ale's Nuthouse
October 4, 1986
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 4 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
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