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Above: The Crip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
Crip and Ale's Nuthouse
May 27, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your benefit, you should be free from garish perfume or back, familial, cardiac, attention-span, hip, or nasal disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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