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Above: A secret view of Crip and Ale's Nuthouse when it's not hidden in children
Crip and Ale's Nuthouse
June 16, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose guests.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from back, blood, tongue, ribcage, leg, or heart problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No food or blogging permitted.
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