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The Crip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction, January 27, 1962, 12:15 a.m.

The Crip and Ale's Nuthouse attraction, January 27, 1962, 12:15 a.m.

Crip and Ale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 2008
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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