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Above: An unseen view of Crip and Ale's Nuthouse when it's bathed in tarps
Crip and Ale's Nuthouse
November 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nine smiles (by Piglet, 1984)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Nuthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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