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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its invincible anniversary

The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its invincible anniversary

Crip and Ale's Hosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 25, 2009
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes (or 45 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Popular with: Locals

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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