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Image: The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse train, December 12, 1972, 6:63 p.m.
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
April 22, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Six and a fraction thumbs down
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: during a power outage, this train will be hostile to goths.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed photo garden.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or blood, elbow, wrist, intestinal, or hip problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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