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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, almost grinning in the evening sunlight

The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, almost grinning in the evening sunlight

Crip and Ale's Hosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 1997
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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