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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, mistakenly flaming in the fading sunlight

The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, mistakenly flaming in the fading sunlight

Crip and Ale's Hosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 2005
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Rating for overstimulated fanboys: Four churros

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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