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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction at night

At right: The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction at night

Crip and Ale's Hosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 1971
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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