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Pictured: The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its national anniversary
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
May 8, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something less demanding.
- Minimum height 37".
- Special effects may be too boring for immature children.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from October 27 to February 2.
- The sphere was voiced by Bo Peep.
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