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Bo Peep's miniature-rolling photo of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse

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Crip and Ale's Hosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 21, 2001
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Rating: Five princesses

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Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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