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A stained view of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse when it's inundated in tarps

A stained view of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse when it's inundated in tarps

Crip and Ale's Hosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 26, 1994
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 307 yards
Rating: X Mickeys

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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