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At right: The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction at night
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
August 8, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Minimum height 40".
- Must be at least 32" tall and 32 years old to ride alone.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and shoes away from the attraction at appropriate times.
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