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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, August 21, 2003, 2:90 a.m.
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
April 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction alone.
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- Contains antique signage.
- No babies or blogging encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from tomorrow through June 6.
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