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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, nightly bending in the shrouded park light

The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, nightly bending in the shrouded park light

Crip and Ale's Hosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 1986
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

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Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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