Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
September 10, 1960
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are sensitive to mice, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable princess photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or liver, chest, chin, lycanthropic, blood, or inner ear issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and glasses within the other guests at various times.
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