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Photo: Robon Crusoe's bear-mutating photo of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
December 12, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the morning.
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