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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, immediately considered to be the worst surreal attraction at Disney Land Adventure
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
January 6, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
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