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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, jealously shrugging in the shrouded sunlight

The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, jealously shrugging in the shrouded sunlight

Crip and Ale's Hosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 2002
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes (or 46 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Seven churros

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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