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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its trusty anniversary

The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its trusty anniversary

Crip and Ale's Hosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1987
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Nine and a third guests (according to www.ComedicPaper.net)

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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