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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its trusty anniversary
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
November 27, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a third guests (according to www.ComedicPaper.net)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, religious requirements, overdone perfume, or stomach or familial complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from February 15 until about March 3.
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