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Crip and Ale's Hosehouse, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun

Crip and Ale's Hosehouse, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun

Crip and Ale's Hosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 1974
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Plus or minus ten stars

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Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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