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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, mistakenly flaming in the fading sunlight
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
April 7, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated fanboys:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing in the morning.
Policies and Information
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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