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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, magically considered to be the premier immense attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, magically considered to be the premier immense attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Ale's Hosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 23, 2001
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Favored by: Particularly juvenile millionaires

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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