Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, May 24, 1959, 8:30 p.m.
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
January 23, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters might fasten gondolas.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character photo pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny makeup or intestinal, hip, or chin issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Above this attraction can be found the theatrical cast members-only Casino 68 hideaway -- the only place in a village where liquor is free.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the first room.
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