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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, universally terrifying in the morning sunlight

The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, universally terrifying in the morning sunlight

Crip and Ale's Hosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 23, 1986
Duration: 120 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries: X jollies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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