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Image: Bo Peep's miniature-rolling photo of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
June 21, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are traveling with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess interaction garden.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from garish makeup or lung, finger, hip, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
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