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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, almost grinning in the evening sunlight
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
December 26, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from elbow, blood, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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