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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its magical anniversary
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
January 11, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed photo location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- No open-toed shoes or drinks permitted.
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