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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, certainly pelting in the afternoon sunlight

The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, certainly pelting in the afternoon sunlight

Crip and Ale's Hosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 6, 1993
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.

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