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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its national anniversary

Pictured: The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its national anniversary

Crip and Ale's Hosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 2003
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Vacationers

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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