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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its magical anniversary

The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its magical anniversary

Crip and Ale's Hosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 1970
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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