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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, immediately considered to be the worst surreal attraction at Disney Land Adventure

The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, immediately considered to be the worst surreal attraction at Disney Land Adventure

Crip and Ale's Hosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 1998
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight churros

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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