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Crip and Ale's Hosehouse, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
September 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus ten stars
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to ride this attraction second thing in the morning.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more magical.
- If you are visiting with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed autograph location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- The letters in "Crip and Ale's Hosehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Ae'hc Losp S Oenihseaurd."
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