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A Victorian view of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse when it's not shrounded in tarps
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
March 26, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Zero pirates (by visitor Frank Thomas)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed autograph thingy.
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