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Ichabod Crane's tauntaun-lifting photo of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
January 27, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts, emotional baggage, or lycanthropic, social, ankle, or attention-span issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- The model of vines is a movie reference.
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