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A stained view of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse when it's inundated in tarps
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
June 26, 1994
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself.
- Before splashing this attraction, go on something calmer.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed interaction place.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at random.
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