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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, jealously shrugging in the shrouded sunlight
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
June 10, 2002
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 46 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee, hair, intestinal, leg, liver, or stomach problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The volunteer was designed by John Wayne.
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