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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction as seen from the top of a showcase
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
May 7, 2008
Avg. queue length:
74 minutes (or 23 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring while trying to find this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or wrist, finger, knee, chin, ankle, or hip complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Merlin was on hand to ride this attraction on its first visit to a railway station.
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