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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction at park closing
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
November 20, 1989
Avg. queue length:
464 guest lengths
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from March 23 until something like July 4.
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