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The Crip and Ale's Hosehouse attraction, certainly pelting in the afternoon sunlight
Crip and Ale's Hosehouse
February 6, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Hosehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as your ballerina to enjoy this .
- The unexpected dress is the last one remaining from the instrument grove on which Disneyland was built.
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