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Above: Nikki's diary-boring photo of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse
Crip and Ale's Eyehouse
February 14, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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