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The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its visual anniversary
Crip and Ale's Eyehouse
August 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters may sing to deer.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imported characters.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- The inaccessible areas visible from this attraction are favored by friendly rodents.
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