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The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Ale's Eyehouse
April 15, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Generally designed for:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of traveling this attraction, it's recommended that you try something with a different ambiance.
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum IQ 94.
- This was Michael Eisner's most favorite attraction.
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