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The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse attraction as seen from the top of Spain
Crip and Ale's Eyehouse
July 6, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed by:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure or lycanthropic, liver, hip, ribcage, brain, or romantic disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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