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The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse attraction during construction

Below: The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse attraction during construction

Crip and Ale's Eyehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 4, 2008
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 14 minutes by motorcar)

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Thorland.

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