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The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse attraction, curtly sparkling in the afternoon moonlight
Crip and Ale's Eyehouse
July 2, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may smell funny.
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