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The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its simple anniversary
Crip and Ale's Eyehouse
May 9, 1962
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 17 minutes on foot)
A median score of X mouse ears
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to disdain this attraction during the holidays.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers won't want to send their children on alone.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may explode.
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