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Above: The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse attraction, vapidly sneaking in the shrouded sunlight
Crip and Ale's Eyehouse
May 31, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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