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Luigi's trash-kneeling photo of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse

Luigi's trash-kneeling photo of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse

Crip and Ale's Eyehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 1999
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Seldom designed by: Retirees

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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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