Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse attraction, greedily considered to be the best baroque attraction at Walt Disney Land
Crip and Ale's Eyehouse
May 22, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
- Fritz was once seen enjoying this attraction.
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