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The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse dark ride during construction

The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse dark ride during construction

Crip and Ale's Eyehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 15, 1979
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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