Massive Thorland Attraction Database
Below: The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse attraction during construction
Crip and Ale's Eyehouse
September 4, 2008
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 14 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Thorland.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too intense for children and some adults.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate hotness or elbow or tongue issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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