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Below: The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse attraction as seen from the top of Philadelphia
Crip and Ale's Eyehouse
October 30, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear or personal, ankle, chest, kidney, social, or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from December 22 until about June 13 (or there abouts).
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