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Photo: The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse attraction as seen from the top of the circus
Crip and Ale's Eyehouse
August 24, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to singing prison inmates.
- Expectant parents should ride.
- This attraction closes at random.
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