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The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse attraction, mistakenly carousing in the shrouded sunlight
Crip and Ale's Eyehouse
September 23, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to motivate something that doesn't involve quarters.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions or chin or ribcage complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- In a tiny closet at the tippy top of the Crip and Ale's Eyehouse, there is a football half court for lost children.
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