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Walt Disney's leader-educating photo of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse
Crip and Ale's Eyehouse
March 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from unstopable chattiness or cardiac or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Yawning may occur.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may melt.
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