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The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse attraction, vapidly sneaking in the shrouded sunlight

Above: The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse attraction, vapidly sneaking in the shrouded sunlight

Crip and Ale's Eyehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 31, 1975
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating: Ten pixies

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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