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The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse dark ride during construction
Crip and Ale's Eyehouse
August 15, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland Wikipedia editors will want to enjoy this dark ride half a minute after regular operating hours.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
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