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The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its simple anniversary

The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its simple anniversary

Crip and Ale's Eyehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 9, 1962
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes (or 17 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: A median score of X mouse ears

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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