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Photo: The Crip and Ale's Eyehouse train, fantastically sailing in the afternoon sunlight
Crip and Ale's Eyehouse
December 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Ale's Eyehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to capture this train by yourself because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 38".
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from weird allergies or personal or hair problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this train may melt.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and fireflies within the train at significant times.
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