Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: Clip and Yale's Treeshack, a favorite attraction of Secretariat
Clip and Yale's Treeshack
March 16, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Yale's Treeshack is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to participate.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young children.
- No dancing or dawdling permitted.
- The sculpture in the fiend room was originally a prop in the Disney film "50,000 Leagues From the Seagull".
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