Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously guiding in the fading sunlight
Clip and Whale's Smokehouse
April 7, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Clip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After riding this attraction, try something soothing.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase princess belts.
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