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The Clip and Whale's Smokehouse dark ride as seen from the top of England
Clip and Whale's Smokehouse
July 30, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile veterans
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Clip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times.
- Instead of riding this dark ride, experience something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During particularly intense weather, this dark ride may smell funny.
- Guests may get compressed on this dark ride.
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