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Above: Tigger's girl-melting photo of Clip and Whale's Smokehouse
Clip and Whale's Smokehouse
August 19, 1968
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inner ear problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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