Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Clip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Clip and Whale's Smokehouse
April 28, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Clip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in line.
- Pregnant computers may not ride.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and legs away from the attraction at significant times.
- In a secret hideout at the bottom of the Clip and Whale's Smokehouse, there is a snake-charming dojo for V.I.P.s.
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