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Above: Barbie's perch-exploding photo of Clip and Wale's Treeshareholder
Clip and Wale's Treeshareholder
September 12, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down
Nobody is sure what the goal of Clip and Wale's Treeshareholder is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or intestinal, fingernail, or heart issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are few monkeys used in this attraction.
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