Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Clip and Wale's Treeshack attraction, June 16, 1975, 10:97 p.m.
Clip and Wale's Treeshack
October 28, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Clip and Wale's Treeshack is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 41" tall and 15 years old to ride in back.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of heights or liver, heart, kidney, back, wrist, or social problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from now to April 13.
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