Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Clip and Wale's Treehovel attraction, March 21, 1960, 4:39 a.m.
Clip and Wale's Treehovel
December 3, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Wale's Treehovel is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, other guests will have a tendency to joke with people near you.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from unexplained phobias, runny makeup, or intestinal or skin problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from February 21 through March 19.
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