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The Clip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, brightly considered to be the worst irregular attraction at Disneyland

The Clip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, brightly considered to be the worst irregular attraction at Disneyland

Clip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 22, 1956
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Zero toons (by "The Sailor" editor)

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Clip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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