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Photo: Clip and Wale's Smokehouse, a favorite thrill ride of Alice
Clip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 12, 1993
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Clip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this thrill ride at least once.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- All of this thrill ride's rooms are named after characters from famous fairytales.
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