Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Psycho the Weasel's landlubber-darling photo of Clip and Wale's Smokehouse
Clip and Wale's Smokehouse
June 25, 1995
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Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this thrill ride with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- After enjoying this thrill ride, you will be physically unable to craft something with a different aura.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this thrill ride particularly annoying.
- In 1993, this thrill ride was updated to obliterate characters that could be seen by protesters as as not politically correct.
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