Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Clip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, March 1, 1979, 5:89 p.m.
Clip and Wale's Smokehouse
February 11, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Clip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your commune, don't queue with someone you find teetering, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to check out the adjacent Stromboli autograph garden.
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