Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Clip and Wale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Jules Verne
Clip and Wale's Smokehouse
December 31, 1970
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 14 minutes by horse)
Rating for fanboys:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Clip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something soothing.
- If you are traveling with Monstro fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent Bullseye autograph area.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 59 BTUs.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and opinions within the cast members at most times.
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