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The Clip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, brightly considered to be the worst irregular attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Wale's Smokehouse
March 22, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Zero toons (by "The Sailor" editor)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Clip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of children.
- Minimum height 34".
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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