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The Clip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, cheaply confessing in the afternoon park light
Clip and Wale's Smokehouse
July 10, 1994
Avg. queue length:
52 minutes (or 40 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Clip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, cast members are apt to pick on your party.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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