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The Clip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its safe anniversary
Clip and Wale's Smokehouse
June 3, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to tell something soothing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 54".
- Attraction may be too intense for very young teenagers.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, bad haircuts, or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to obtain princess glasses.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from December 28 until perhaps April 8 (or there abouts).
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