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The Clip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Clip and Wale's Smokehouse
September 6, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Clip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by former cast members.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too boring for adults.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, inexplicable allergies, or elbow, cardiac, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from October 3 through February 16.
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