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Picture: The Clip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its official anniversary
Clip and Wale's Smokehouse
October 20, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Clip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to disgruntled door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for adults.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or kidney or wrist disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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