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The Clip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, cheaply confessing in the afternoon park light

The Clip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, cheaply confessing in the afternoon park light

Clip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 10, 1994
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes (or 40 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Clip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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