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Photo: The Clip and Wale's Bushhouse attraction at park opening
Clip and Wale's Bushhouse
March 25, 2005
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Clip and Wale's Bushhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something less magical.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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