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The Clip and Veil's Shipwreckhouse attraction, ostentatiously screaming in the morning park light
Clip and Veil's Shipwreckhouse
March 6, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Clip and Veil's Shipwreckhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will sing to you.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 112.
- For your benefit, you should be free from heart, leg, or lung issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from October 16 to March 6.
- In a disguised location at the high point of the Clip and Veil's Shipwreckhouse, there is a handball court for V.I.P.s.
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