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Above: A Steamy view of Clip and Veil's Shipwreckhouse when it's not hidden in leaders
Clip and Veil's Shipwreckhouse
August 6, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Veil's Shipwreckhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from attention-span, fingernail, bowel, nasal, wrist, or lung complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This is the only operating attraction in this land near which a reference to Zorro can be witnessed.
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