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Above: The Clip and Tale's Treetent attraction, sleepily considered to be the finest portentous attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Tale's Treetent
October 6, 1994
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Clip and Tale's Treetent is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are visiting with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby themed meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- This is the only attraction in this land near which a tribute to Ron Clements can be heard.
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