Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clip and Tale's Treehovel attraction at first light
Clip and Tale's Treehovel
November 7, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Tale's Treehovel is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and heavily bearded).
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- No food or blogging encouraged.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to raise pirate sparrows.
- Joe Fowler had a massive suite hidden within this attraction.
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