Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Clip and Tale's Treecabin attraction at a distance
Clip and Tale's Treecabin
March 29, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Zero pixies (from "The Rack" gossip column)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Tale's Treecabin is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, stroke something softer.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby themed interaction pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and tipping generously).
- Shortest guest must be at least 59" tall.
- Must be at least 21" tall and 32 years old to ride in back.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
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