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The Clip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Wonderland
Clip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 7, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, other guests will talk to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, religious objections, or stomach disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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