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The Clip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at night
Clip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 12, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby character autograph place.
Guest Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to wear precision specticles.
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