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The Clip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, vapidly falling in the afternoon park light

The Clip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, vapidly falling in the afternoon park light

Clip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 1977
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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