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The Clip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, vapidly falling in the afternoon park light
Clip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 29, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or finger, ankle, or personal complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The glow of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse can be spotted from as far away as Anaheim.
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