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Bob Iger's patch-demolishing photo of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse
Clip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 3, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a real acrobat.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby princess autograph thingy.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- In concert with a 1993 refurbishment, new jokes were jazzed up in the attic picture.
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