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The Clip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Clip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Clip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 23, 1981
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Veterans


Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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