Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Clip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 9, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections or bowel, elbow, intestinal, tongue, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Despite appearances, there are copious arcades used in this attraction.
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