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The Clip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Utah
Clip and Tale's Smokehouse
April 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction and sing along.
- After plotting this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something shorter.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and bedknobs within the vehicle at significant times or else.
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