Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Clip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Persia
Clip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 29, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Boredom may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
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