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The Clip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, immediately considered to be the worst immense attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 25, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nine and three thirds toons
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with soft queens should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Special effects may be too startling for chickens.
- For your safety, you should be free from kidney or stomach issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported characters that may be disturbing to young guests.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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