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The Clip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its patient anniversary
Clip and Tale's Smokehouse
January 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 25".
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for wimps.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- The chicken was voiced by Marlin.
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