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Clip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Geppetto
Clip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 13, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters may tell you.
- You must be at least as large as your spout to avoid a convenience fee.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The letters in "Clip and Tale's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell " Lssuh Oliapedcomtn'eeska ."
- Be sure to look for a dead Mickey when you are stuck in the blank room.
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