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The Clip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, February 12, 1988, 4:43 p.m.
Clip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 26, 1974
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 41 minutes by boat)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- Some delusional individuals halucinate that this attraction is home of the undead spirit of a former guest.
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