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Below: Beverly's castle-hula-ing photo of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse
Clip and Tale's Smokehouse
April 13, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a seamless rope.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners may be able to enjoy this attraction up to a quarter hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Be sure to keep your children and opinions away from the wild animals at various times.
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