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The Clip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Clip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 23, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to impatient guests.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more exciting.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for immature teenagers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from goth clothing or spinal or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains antique characters that may offend modern sensibilities.
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