Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A sunburned view of Clip and Tale's Shrubhouse when it's not inundated in fog
Clip and Tale's Shrubhouse
January 1, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired foreigners
Nobody really knows what the point of Clip and Tale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from philosophical issues, inexplicable missing kidneys, blinding shoes, or romantic or attention-span problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
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