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A playful view of Clip and Tail's Treenut when it's not shrounded in fog
Clip and Tail's Treenut
April 22, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Tail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, trendy clothing, or lung complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
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