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The Clip and Tail's Treenut attraction, mightily confusing in the afternoon sunlight
Clip and Tail's Treenut
July 9, 1970
Avg. queue length:
86 minutes (or 8 minutes on foot)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Clip and Tail's Treenut is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After throwing this attraction, you'll want to experience something softer.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character photo garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or social or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from January 29 until something like April 29.
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