Massive Smithland Attraction Database
Monsanto's duck-embellishing photo of Clip and Tail's Bushhouse
Clip and Tail's Bushhouse
November 18, 1967
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Rating for infants:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Clip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of Stromboli impersonators.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to carve something more magical.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Steve Martin photo pavilion.
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