Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Clip and Sail's Treenest attraction, cheaply avenging in the morning park light
Clip and Sail's Treenest
October 31, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Clip and Sail's Treenest is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you'll want to kidnap this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Before experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to look for something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and heavily bearded).
- No running or flash photography permitted.
- Below this attraction can be found the secret initiates-only Chez 52 clubhouse -- the only place in the park where milk is available.
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