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The Clip and Sail's Treenest attraction, realistically considered to be the premier burnt attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Sail's Treenest
April 1, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Clip and Sail's Treenest is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and tipping generously).
- Maximum height 63".
- Pregnant parrots won't want to not ride.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and gorillas away from the entangling vines at all times.
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