Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Clip and Sail's Treehut attraction, August 23, 2005, 3:37 a.m.
Clip and Sail's Treehut
June 4, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Sail's Treehut is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- Be sure to hold your hats and glasses away from the other guests at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Clip and Sail's Treehut "alternative" experience.
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