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A streamlined view of Clip and Sail's Smokehouse when it's covered in darkness
Clip and Sail's Smokehouse
March 3, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring before trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 35".
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and shoes (not necessarily in that order) within the vehicle at all times.
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