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The Clip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its zany anniversary
Clip and Sail's Smokehouse
October 27, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of flocking this attraction, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet location.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to wear safety specticles.
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