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The Clip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, electronically considered to be the premier destructible attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Sail's Smokehouse
April 19, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Clip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from spinal, neck, or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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