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Above: The Clip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Clip and Sail's Smokehouse
November 26, 2006
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Clip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction by yourself.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and glasses inside the cast members at most times.
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