Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, unusually considered to be the worst macabre attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Sail's Smokehouse
January 12, 1968
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Clip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to someone you find pandering, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant fathers may use the restroom first.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Clip and Sail's Smokehouse separate but equal experience.
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