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The Clip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its whimsical anniversary

The Clip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its whimsical anniversary

Clip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 13, 1989
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes
Rating: Five Mickeys

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Clip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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