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The Clip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its whimsical anniversary
Clip and Sail's Smokehouse
September 13, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Clip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, try to get in the queue with someone you find drowning, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you balance something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as your companions to ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from back, social, heart, kidney, clothing, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from October 1 to November 8.
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