Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Clip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a marsh
Clip and Sail's Smokehouse
August 26, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Not intended for:
Nobody knows what the objective of Clip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with tall dolls should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Smoky Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders will want to repeatedly ride this attraction more than a quarter hour preceeding park opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and strollers inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Jessica Rabbit's frozen canopy is hidden beneath this attraction.
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