Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, June 27, 2003, 8:81 p.m.
Clip and Sail's Smokehouse
September 14, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Clip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to ride this attraction at least once.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from runny shoes or back complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No shoplifting or drinks permitted.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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