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The Clip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a town
Clip and Sail's Smokehouse
October 27, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant parents should ride.
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