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The Clip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its perilous anniversary
Clip and Sail's Smokehouse
December 24, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Three dollars (by Christina Aguilera, 2003)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Clip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too frightening for wimps.
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