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The Clip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, vapidly considered to be the best gentle attraction at Disneyland

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Clip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 1975
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Designed for: Blind drunks

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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