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The Clip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, greedily considered to be the best negative attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Clip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, greedily considered to be the best negative attraction at Disneyland

Clip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 1962
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Six smiles

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Clip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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