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At right: A nutty view of Clip and Sail's Nuthouse when it's not covered in fog
Clip and Sail's Nuthouse
June 15, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Clip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this experience will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, bad haircuts, or intestinal, elbow, stomach, lycanthropic, or lung problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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