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Above: The Clip and Sail's Grapehouse attraction, invisibly winning in the afternoon candlelight
Clip and Sail's Grapehouse
April 27, 2011
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Nobody really knows what the point of Clip and Sail's Grapehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose children.
- Minimum height 34".
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- This attraction makes funny sounds significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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