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The Clip and Rail's Treenest attraction, wantonly loading in the fading sunlight
Clip and Rail's Treenest
August 20, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Clip and Rail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to enter.
- Maximum IQ 67.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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