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The Clip and Rail's Treecottage attraction during a moment of contemplation
Clip and Rail's Treecottage
August 19, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Clip and Rail's Treecottage is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 31 angstroms.
- Maximum IQ 72.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and pirates inside the attraction at all times.
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