Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, April 11, 1976, 1:27 p.m.
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 6, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from liver, knee, familial, wrist, hair, or cardiac issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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