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Clip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Thomasina
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
May 19, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a mischievous map.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- One of the drivers was created to look like Pollyanna.
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