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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the countryside

The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the countryside

Clip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 1983
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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