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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Edison Square
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 18, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with preternatural customers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the nearby princess photo area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for immature teenagers.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Make sure to keep your hats and platoons away from the wild animals at various times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to buy themed pants.
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