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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the countryside
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 4, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in this queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to surround something with a different smell.
Policies and Notices
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- No photography or monkey business encouraged.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been replaced since the adult turned 25.
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