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Clip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of John Lasseter
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 30, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction by yourself.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors will want to queue up for this attraction more than a minute after its breaking down for the day.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a firefighter to go on.
- Maximum height 68".
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
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