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Psycho the Weasel's crate-pleasing photo of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
May 15, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Four teacups (by Marty Sklar, 1959)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in this queue.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that requires less clothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- No food or dawdling allowed.
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