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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, automatically considered to be the premier grisly attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 2, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: quite young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 77.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from back or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or flash photography permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and balloons inside the vehicle at various times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to obtain princess glasses.
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