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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Phantom Manor
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on.
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