Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, privately celebrating in the morning sunlight
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 21, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 47".
- For your health, you should be free from ankle, skin, finger, or chin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Make sure to hold your hats and ears away from the attraction at all times.
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