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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, nightly considered to be the best narrow attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 18, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Dole interaction thingy.
- The law requires you to hold your children and strollers away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to buy princess belts.
- The reference to stars is an obvious anachronism.
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