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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse experience as seen from the top of a pit
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this experience exits into a creepy bug.
- After waiting for this experience, it's recommended that you go on something with less people on it.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This experience closes at park closing.
- No babies or singing along encouraged.
- Experience is closed for unforseen refurbishment from March 15 to June 16.
- If you carefully watch the experience's exterior orbs, you may be able to see the pneumatic automobile.
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