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Thumper's puppet-fossilizing photo of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 7, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed autograph location.
- Darkness may be too boring for very young children.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from knee, intestinal, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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