Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
February 7, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable princess autograph location.
- Expectant parents should ride.
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