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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse train, untimely resting in the morning sunlight
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 5, 2011
Avg. queue length:
X mouse ears
Nobody knows what the target audience of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this train exits into a genuine quarter.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unfortunate storms, this train may explode.
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