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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
February 22, 1974
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors might try to visit this attraction as much as a moment preceeding its opening.
- For your health, you should be free from high blood pressure or shoulder or bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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