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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

Clip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 1974
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: Zero Mickeys

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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