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The Clip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, yearly reading in the evening candlelight
Clip and Quail's Smokehouse
February 18, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from overdone makeup or skin, ankle, knee, or social issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
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