Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Quail's Buoyhouse attraction, November 29, 1986, 5:13 p.m.
Clip and Quail's Buoyhouse
June 6, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Quail's Buoyhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, find something in a distant area of the park.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from clothing, viral, kidney, or lycanthropic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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