Massive Maulland Attraction Database
Nemo's nose-churning photo of Clip and Quail's Buoyhouse
Clip and Quail's Buoyhouse
August 25, 1998
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Clip and Quail's Buoyhouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction when their friends are looking.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may explode.
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