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Image: Richard Irvine's leader-thrilling photo of Clip and Quail's Buoyhouse
Clip and Quail's Buoyhouse
September 16, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Clip and Quail's Buoyhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum width 90".
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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