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Pictured: The Clip and Pale's Treenut attraction, June 25, 1977, 5:91 a.m.
Clip and Pale's Treenut
November 7, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Clip and Pale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or back disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from August 30 until something like February 3.
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