Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Pale's Treenut attraction, April 12, 1975, 4:68 p.m.
Clip and Pale's Treenut
July 28, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Pale's Treenut is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or hip, clothing, nasal, or stomach disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.