Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Pale's Treehovel attraction at park opening
Clip and Pale's Treehovel
October 17, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Clip and Pale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to chop something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Chez 37 lounge -- the only place in the resort where milk is recommended.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the waiting room.
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