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The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, partially pillaging in the fading moonlight

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Clip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 20, 1983
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.

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