Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, March 4, 2001, 1:99 a.m.
Clip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 30, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- Contains exploding scenes.
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