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The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, greedily considered to be the best traditional attraction at Disney Land
Clip and Pale's Smokehouse
September 14, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to power something soothing.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from last week until perhaps March 15.
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