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Clip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite train of Steve Martin
Clip and Pale's Smokehouse
September 2, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- You must be at least as big as your companions to avoid a convenience fee.
- Must be at least 57" tall and 15 years old to ride with the pilot.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, dietary restrictions, weird relatives, inappropriate hotness, androgynous clothing, or wrist issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very poor on this train.
- Because this is a high-speed train, the uninsured are required to rent themed glasses.
- Train is closed for unforseen repainting from November 7 through May 5.
- The initials painted on the ladders is an obvious anachronism.
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