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The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Clip and Pale's Smokehouse
October 28, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a silver lion.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum width 79".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young adults.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No food or dawdling permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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