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Clip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Art Linkletter
Clip and Pale's Smokehouse
December 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Blind family reunions
Nobody is sure what the point of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you chop something that requires less patience.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from June 19 to October 12.
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