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The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its dark anniversary
Clip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 3, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This dark ride closes at sundown.
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