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The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, underhandedly considered to be the finest white attraction at Disneyland

The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, underhandedly considered to be the finest white attraction at Disneyland

Clip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 2012
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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