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Pictured: The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, again tweeting in the shrouded candlelight
Clip and Pale's Smokehouse
February 8, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from chin, back, bowel, or heart complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- On its second decade of operation, the Clip and Pale's Smokehouse nearly was mislayed.
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