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Pictured: Clip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Hades
Clip and Pale's Smokehouse
May 10, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you shouldn't even consider ducking this attraction.
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