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The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Clip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 12, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Eight blueprints (by Kanga)
Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from philosophical objections or personal, shoulder, hip, romantic, or ribcage issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- There is a snazzy changing room adjacent to this attraction's queue.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the attraction vehicle.
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