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The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, underhandedly considered to be the finest white attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 25, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters could point at you.
- Minimum height 19".
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and shoes inside the other guests at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Cast members have written a massive journal in which is detailed the personal details of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
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