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The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, sleepily considered to be the finest strange attraction at Disney Land

The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, sleepily considered to be the finest strange attraction at Disney Land

Clip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 1982
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.

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