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The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Clip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 2011
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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