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Benny the Cab's youth-enlisting photo of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse
Clip and Pale's Smokehouse
August 31, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to purchase themed gloves.
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