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The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its dark anniversary

The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse dark ride, which recently celebrated its dark anniversary

Clip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 3, 1989
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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