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The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Clip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 1984
Duration: 101 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Popular with: Foreigners

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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