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The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the finest frenzied attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Pale's Smokehouse
August 26, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," former Disneyland tourists are able to enjoy this attraction up to a quarter hour after the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Information
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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