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Joel Chandler Harris' activist-suing photo of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse
Clip and Pale's Smokehouse
August 31, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, runny perfume, or blood or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Because this is a white attraction, viewers are required to abandon princess specticles.
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