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The Clip and Pale's Smokehouse train during construction
Clip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 9, 2013
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Clip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to ride this train multiple times, and may realize if you don't let them.
- After experiencing this train, you might find it pleasant to try something with less people on it.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland cast members may be able to enjoy this train half an hour prior to the gates opening.
- This train closes at random.
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