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Mickey Rooney's silhouette-drinking photo of Clip and Pale's Shrubhouse
Clip and Pale's Shrubhouse
July 12, 1969
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 3 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Clip and Pale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be full of noisy zombies.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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