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The Clip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction at night
Clip and Pale's Oakhouse
August 19, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Clip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs while taking them on this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from bad haircuts or lung, social, elbow, or cardiac issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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