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The Clip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a showcase

The Clip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a showcase

Clip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 1986
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're synchronized)

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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