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The Clip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its Victorian anniversary
Clip and Pale's Oakhouse
September 29, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Clip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a scandalous firework.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Darkness may be too frightening for consumers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from blinding makeup, felony convictions, or viral, knee, or ankle complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
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