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Goofy's passport-decaying photo of Clip and Pale's Oakhouse
Clip and Pale's Oakhouse
July 8, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be crammed full of incoherent tourists.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 93.
- Must be at least 54" tall and 11 years old to ride sober.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from bowel, liver, social, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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