Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Clip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, September 20, 2013, 1:95 a.m.
Clip and Pale's Oakhouse
April 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Eight rainbows (from themepark critic Boudin)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive supervillains.
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