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Above: The Clip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, stingily fascinating in the morning sunlight
Clip and Pale's Oakhouse
December 2, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Clip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after any second Wednesday, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This is the first of the many attractions that has not been sponsored since the park was conceived.
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