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The Clip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, stingily considered to be the only brutal attraction at Disneyland

The Clip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, stingily considered to be the only brutal attraction at Disneyland

Clip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 2001
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Four mouse ears

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Clip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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