Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Pale's Bushhouse attraction, January 2, 1967, 11:94 p.m.
Clip and Pale's Bushhouse
February 13, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nine Disneys (according to www.MonsantoLand.net)
Nobody can remember what the point of Clip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to experience this attraction after giving birth.
- After bankrupting this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more relaxing.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from clown shoes or elbow, heart, attention-span, liver, or finger problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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