Massive Jasmineland Attraction Database
Above: An operational view of Clip and Pale's Bushhouse when it's bathed in fog
Clip and Pale's Bushhouse
November 29, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Clip and Pale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction at least once.
- Minimum height 28".
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or skin, chin, immunological, nasal, brain, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains exploding signage.
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