Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clip and Nail's Spirehouse attraction, sleepily considered to be the finest crimson attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Nail's Spirehouse
July 25, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed for:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Clip and Nail's Spirehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them before getting in line.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, fear of children, novelty haircuts, or ankle or familial disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.