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The Clip and Nail's Spirehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Grand Californian
Clip and Nail's Spirehouse
November 21, 2015
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Clip and Nail's Spirehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 43".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 31 years old to ride with the pilot.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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