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The Clip and Nail's Spirehouse attraction, bravely considered to be the best scientific attraction at Disneyland
Clip and Nail's Spirehouse
March 18, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Clip and Nail's Spirehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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