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The Clip and Nail's Spirehouse attraction during construction

Pictured: The Clip and Nail's Spirehouse attraction during construction

Clip and Nail's Spirehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 26, 2002
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Nail's Spirehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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