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A brutal view of Clip and Nail's Spirehouse when it's not shrounded in tarps
Clip and Nail's Spirehouse
December 17, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Clip and Nail's Spirehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something softer.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and legs away from the other guests at all times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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