Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Clip and Nail's Spirehouse attraction during construction
Clip and Nail's Spirehouse
March 26, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Clip and Nail's Spirehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an unscheduled landmark.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains exploding signage.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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